The heat - Malaysia Politic with others (18)

When we (C & D) sat in XXXXXXXXX coffee shop (very damn famous, dude),

A: Hey B, Long time no see...

B: Hello hello... (shacking hand each other)

A: Lu doing what now?

B: Wah? Doing business loh..

A: What business you involved?

B: Retirement concept..

A: Dont sell me insurance ah.. Wah will @@@@ you!

B: Easy man. As I said, retirement concept, dude..

A: Ok ok...

B: Heh, did you read newspaper...? Regarding XXXXXXXXXXXXX by-election.

A: Lu jangan cakap lah. When I saw the rocket man & blue guy.. I want to $$#$ them lah. Just Blah - blah only... Dont know which want is the best. You said rocket man ok, he just a follower, you said blue guy, only give many during election only.

B: Lu siao meh, said like that, later the rocket team or blue team will kill you.

A: Dont know lah, sometimes I saw them, like the moon guy, always jump there, jump here, like a frog prince, I thought once a while was ok, but it happened continuesly. Like the qqqq qqqq pppp, what the JJJJJkhnfglkhfndlkhfndkl. Anwar said: Nvm. Swept the bad things out of PKR.

B: Easy man, lu relax lah, you are not them mah, dude..

A: Yes. luckily not like Bangkok. Worst loh. So many people dead, I read news that the Red Shirts (anti-gorverment protesters) were willing use the baby as protection to army.. klkkljl?!

B: But I read news from mandarin newspapers that they also not dare to use but the baby's parent have to use to end the war.

A: What the hell, use child? tell the Red Shirts back home tanam padi lah.. Siao..

B: Pen Yu (Hokkien dialet - friend), dont worry, one day the war will end...

A: Ya lah, when the war end, we already not at this world loh...

B: Siao meh, said like that.

A: You read the news or not? Britain change government..

B: I knew. The XXXX Brown did sooooooooooooooooo many mistakes during the campaigns. VKJHSKGJHSGKFHKGFHDS......

A: I have same feeling with you... He should get back to XXXX!

B: As I know, Britain have coalition government but I didnt recall the name in short time ... I think the name is David Cameron, the head of the Conservatives. Another one I didnt remember..

A: The another is Liberal Democrat leader and now Deputy Prime Minister, Nick Clegg. (Even author dont know the name, damn it!)

B: Wah, you remember... dude.

A: F@@@ you lah, didnt read newspaper ah?

B: You thought I am a computer ah. Dude...

A: For ling beh (Hokkien Dialet - another wording for "me"), I have 30 years for reporting XXXX politic news, surely will know lah...

B: For me, money more realistic...

A: F@@@ you lah.. If I have money, I sure will buy a small island to live, play, swim & .... I no need to mention lah, you know lah...

B: Politic is the most confusing & annoying game in the world.

A: F@@@@

B: You too lah, sucker (Finally B said the first dirty word in whole dialogue)

C & D: ..... (Speechless)

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